Eddie Izzard: Comic Genius
You've gotta have a big, fuck-off name to run the United Nations, haven't you? "Javier Perez de Cuellar"...Come on in, Jav! Come on in there, you old javelin-thrower, you, come on in. "Boutros Boutros-Ghali?" Come on in, Boutros Boutros. "I'm Jeff Smith!" Fuck off, Jeff Smith, you short-named bastard, you! "I've changed my name, it's Jeff Jeff Jeff Smith Smith Smithly Ghali!" Come on in, Jeffrey-big long-named person.