The Boxers Scandal
A few weeks ago I overslept. As I hurried to get dressed for school, I wasn't really paying very much attention to what I put on.
I got in my car, but my pants felt really uncomfortable. They usually do anyway, because my car's so small that I have to drive half-lying down, so my pants usually get pushed down off my ass from my constant repositioning of myself so that I can drive the damn thing. But this time it was really weird. I stuck my hand between my pants and boxers to adjust myself, and lo and behold...
There was another pair of boxers stuck inside the ones I was already wearing.